"Business"

A song by Mort the Ostrich and giant_squid

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There I was minding my own business
When a pile of business got in my way
I knew that it was none of my business
But I investigated anyway.

My expertise in business studies
Told me that it wasn’t from a cow
I had to find out just whodunit
But I did not know how.

There I was minding my own business
Still that pile of business stood in my way
I knew that it was none of my business
But I investigated anyway.

I knew that it wasn’t monkey business
It was a fishy business, that’s for sure
I tried hard to identify it
I’d never seen business like this before.

There I was minding my own business
Still that pile of business got in my way
I knew that it was none of my business
But I investigated anyway.

Though I’m not a business analyst
But to leave unfinished business is not my style.
So I wrote a business letter
And sealed it and placed it on the pile

It read:

To whomsoever left this business:
(And I do mean business, please be aware)
When you next carry out your business
Would your kindly take your business elsewhere.

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