The b3ta "Conspiracy Theories" challenge

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"I never saw any probes arrive"

"I was just taking a holday in Iraq, and wearing my special desert clothes..."

Recent Elvis sightings disproved as Mort admits he's got a special disguise for buying giant peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Mort denies food-for-oil scandal

"Postal vote fraud? Ridiculous!"

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