The b3ta "Things that Make You Happy" challenge

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Mort tests out new umbrella

Mort plays some jazz

Mort, with running-mate Roland, is elected to the Whitehouse

President Mort brokers Arab-Israeli peace treaty

Mort finds cure for cancer

Mort solves world's environmental problems by inventing water-powered car

Mort eradicates world famine by baking giant cake

Mort rescues kitten from tree

Mort locates Osama bin Laden

Mort saves b3ta from politics by photoshopping a squirrel

Mort deflects asteroid on collision course with Earth using giant trampoline

Mort makes contact with extra-terrestrial life

Mort finds Grand Unified Theory of everything

Mort discovers secret of invisibility but has yet to put it to a worthwhile use

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