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1665: Mort discovers gravity... eventually

1595: The Bird of Avon is at work on a new play

1933: Mort is appointed Chancellor of Germany

1886: Mort invents the telephone

ca. 1000BC: Mort was pleased to be out of the rain but wasn't very impressed with the accommodation

1415: Mort leads the English to victory at Agincourt

1969: Mort and the Beakles record their last album together

1964: Mort and the Beakles release their first LP

1945: Mort leads Britain to victory in World War II

1895: Mort invents cinema

1912: Mort is the first to reach the South Pole

1492: Mort discovers America

1605: Mort foils the Gunpowder Plot

1776: Mort signs the American Declaration of Independence

66 million years BC: Mort witnesses the extinction of the dinosaurs

1752: Mort discovers electricty

1945: Mort liberates Paris from Nazi rule
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