Miscellaneous Mort pictures
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Roland's on a new 'reality TV' show.
Apparently, someone's been siphoning off Russian gas.
Mort rushes to relieve Ukrainian gas crisis.
Look hard at this picture. Can you spot Mort?
Mort joins the cast of Baywatch
Mort has a word with a worm
Mort invents a more reliable ablative heat shield for the space shuttle
Mort's had a hair cut
Mort's gone back to Turkey
Mort invents the non-electric lighthouse
Mort goes to the Sahara
Mort's found a new way to get people back to church
Mort's sick of ghost-writing my thesis
Mort negotiates Turkey's entry into the EU
Mort and a pig
Mort goes back to Russia
Mort takes one of his relations for a walk
Mort posts bananas to Moscow.
Mort's offering for the b3ta 404 page
Brand new offer on cereals
Mort has an ice cream on the roof
Sausage, anyone?
Mort is a robot!
Mort lets off steam
New Star Wars film is released (that's no egg!)
Mort in the Alps.
Mort stars in Basic Instinct sequel
Mort enjoys a vanilla, cherry, mint, lemon and copper sulphate flavour ice cream with a sausage stuck in the top.
Mort contemplates the unfairness of the world.
"Wotcha, Matey! Can I count on your vote today?"
I thought the water tasted funny
Mort kick-starts his modelling career
b3ta asked for a zombie Mort - and here he is
Mort reveals what was really the first picture posted on the WWW. (see Wikipedia entry)
It's snowing!
B3ta demanded a picture of a "sexy nun" and Mort supplied it.
New Star Trek series announced.
B3ta asked for Mort on a date with an owl. And here he is.
Now, Mort, I don't think that's a suitable Mother's Day gift.
Scientists discover what Mort had always suspected.
Mort heard there was someone with a bag of bread near the duckpond.
Mort defeats the MCP
Mort goes birdwatching
Mort's got a new gadget
Mort predicts what the next b3ta competition might be
Mort starts his own Full Monty tribute act
Mort plays the Armenian Duduk.
Mort's granny joins the circus
Mort realises why he's been unable to lose weight
(Based on an Armenian joke)
Mort's in the Matrix again
Contact Mort to endorse your product
It must be nearly Christmas
Blunkett's legacy lives on
Mort, appearing in panto at a theatre near you!
Mort plays in the snow
Guess where Mort's going for New Year.
Mort jumps on the b3ta Golf Sale bandwagon
Here I am, sporting the very latest fashion.
Mort attempts to trap tramps (for a b3ta challenge)
Mort overslept again
Mort discovers lost city of Atlantis
Mort celebrating one whole year on b3ta
Mort is honoured at Mount Rushmore
Mort learns to run faster than light (what a silly joke)
Mort has been to Turkey
Mort rescues kitten from well
Mort tries his hand at oil painting
Mort solves Chinese smog problem
Mort does the babysitting
Mort cracks another really stupid joke
Mort looks for corporate sponsorship
Mort steps out
Mort goes for a swim
Mort enforces new anti-smoking laws
Mort offers advice for b3ta's Newbie Tuesday
Mort makes his own attempt at the jet-powered speed record
Mort tries his hand at satire
Mort invents new sport after fox-hunting banned
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