The b3ta "Not Safe for Working" challenge

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Mort was extremely wary of the new draught excluder

The new office hoover didn't seem to enjoy the cleaning any more than Mort did.

After one bite too many, Mort decided it might be better to open his letters by hand.

Mort didn't like the new office lift at all.

Mort's new answerphone may not have looked unsafe, but it was certainly putting his job in danger.

Mort was unimpressed with the new office gadget

Mort found the new office inkjet printer to be rather unreliable

The dangerous new office photocopier seemed a lot slower than the old model

Mort always dreaded using the new office hole punch

Mort was sick of using chewed pencils and having his wing-tips nibbled

Mort's new investment in his job as decorator proved to be a waste of money

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