"I'd give it all"

A song by giant_squid

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I live a charmed life
With a brilliant career
Fifty thousand a year
Coming into the bank
And it doesn't stop there
'Cause in my garage
Is a car that's as large
As a Soviet tank

But when I'm home
In my bachelor pad
Alone but for the TV
I dream of a life
Where I don't live and breathe
For the Company

I'd give it all to live on a pig farm
I'd give it all to be mucking out all my life
On the farm, with my wife
Looking after the hens
I'd be so happy when
I give it all up to live on a pig farm
I give it all to live with my dog and my cat
We'd grow steadily fat
On our diet of bacon and eggs

I wasn't made
To sit at a desk
Being slave to phone and fax
And watching out
In case my so-called friends
Stab me in the back

I'd give it all to live on a pig farm
Pigs are not mean: no, they don't suck your blood
They just play in the mud
Stick their snout in the trough
And then just wander off
I'd give it all up to live on a pig farm
Greeted every day by their friendly eyes
Looking out from their sties
And a chorus of satisfied grunts

The tower blocks
The pavements and shops
Really aren't too pretty
I long to leave
The neon-lit streets
Of this great big city

And give it all to live in the fields, with the trees
With the birds and the bees
With the slugs and the fleas
Yes, I'd give it all to live on a pig farm
All my liiiiiiiife

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